Graham Knapp

Real developers

written by Graham Knapp on 2025-02-08

There's this myth we tell ourselves about "Real developers" and especially "this is why I am not a Real developer". It got me thinking - is there actually a useful definition out there?

Here is my best try:

*A 'Real Developer' is someone who writes code or other instructions for a computer which run successfully and get something useful or delightful done in the real world

This rules-out some computer science graduates and quite a few internet assholes who have not (yet) learned to write code which anybody regularly uses. It rules-in a lot of people who don't think of themselves as software developers but who actually write a lot of code or other software tools which they and their colleagues use every day to get their job done.

Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.

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